August 19, 2008
August 19, 2008
Bachelor Party at a Lake House with all dudes and breaking out an acoustic guitar, singing original songs with eyes closed---
GAYTaking a new job to break up with your girlfriend because you're too chicken to do it yourself---
GAYSharing a "Pizookie" at BJ's---
GAY - order your own or have them split it in the kitchenWatching women's swimming over Hard Knocks---
GAY - watch an hour of the Cowboys, dude...Asking for toilet paper from the guy in the next stall over---
GAY
August 14, 2008
August 12th
Dedicating U2's "With or Without You" to the Cowboys at the start of training camp on The Bone---
NOT GAY - but you might wanna make the song a little more "football"4 dudes riding in a road trip convoy calling the other car with 4 chicks singing "Kiss The Girls" from Little Mermaid---
GAY - even if your striving for the ultimate prizeThree dudes crying at a bar because one got dumped---
GAY - its cause to celebrate...Watching women's gymnastics---
NOT GAY - Olympics exemption, dawg
July 25, 2008
July 22, 2008
A dude whose hands are free walking into the elevator and asking someone else to press the button for the corresponding floor---
NOT GAY- but weirdTwo dudes sharing a drink with two straws at THE DARK KNIGHT---
GAY - buy two drinksEating with a client and he reaches over to your plate and swaps your pushed-aside jalepenos without hardly asking...---
Kam Loe getting a tattoo of Nolan Ryan name & number---
NOT GAY
July 15, 2008
Buying a Jennie Finch jersey, is wearing jersey of a female athlete gay?---
GAY- even if she's hotA dude holding a sign that says, "Longview loves Chris Davis"...---
SPLIT VOTE - Not gay, but stupidAsking another dude if you want to swap cigars---
GAY - especially if it's legal tobaccoTwo dudes watching 45 minutes of Definitely, Maybe because they were forced to watch the first hour and couldn't leave without the ending---
GAYDude driving his wifes Pink MARY KAYE Cadillac---
GAY - although it is a CadillacA girl moving out of a plae with a straight guy. She reaches for WHEN HARRY MET SALLY DVD and he yells, "stop, it's mine"...---
NOT GAY - WHEN HARRY MET SALLY isn't bad...
July 08, 2008
July 8, 2008
Two dudes checking cologne in the mall with one dude spraying the other---
GAY- spray yourself, dudeTwo dudes taking one carry-on bag for a trip to Key West---
GAY - can't have your drawers touching and stuffA dude after a bike race forgetting his towel after showering and therefore, requiring the use of half of someone's towel---
GAY - try air drying.Having a bumber sticker proclaiming, "I love my wife"...---
GAY - even bumber stickers are kinda gayA dude who collected a NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK puzzle---
GAY
July 07, 2008
July 1, 2008
Asking your buddy to open your Gatorade for you because you can't do it---
GAY - who can't open a GatoradeGrowing a modest garden in your backyard and giving your boss a bag of fresh tomatoes from it---
GAY - and that was before you decided to give your tomatoes away as giftsSending one wedding invite to two roomates---
GAY - send an extra invite so it doesn't look like your a gay coupleDude getting a peticure at the mall reading a nice chick magazine---
GAY - completely.Two dudes in their mid 20's talking about their weddings, and saying that it was the "wedding of his dreams"---
GAY - no comment necessary
July 01, 2008
June 24, 2008
sending out mass e-mails and texts to your buddies telling them you broke up with your girlfriend---
GAY - ultra gaygrown men on a horse at the carousel to ride with their kids---
GAY - plus your taking up valuable kid slots35 year-old dude writing a check at the grocery store---
SPLIT VOTE - maybe annoying, but not gay
